Give me one real live anarchist over a bunch of yipping libertarians any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

And so it was that the nation’s most militant labor organization, the brotherhood of Big Bill Haywood and Joe Hill, came to publish the lyrics of “Run, Cthulhu, Run,” a Lovecraftian parody of the bluegrass standard “Molly and Tenbrooks.”

The rest is just as wacky, just as human.